Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

After watching Sebastian stuff most of a donut into his mouth…

Me: “You might be the biggest pig on the planet.”

After a the couple of moments it took to swallow the donut….

Sebastian: “No, the biggest pig on the planet would be an actual pig.”

[Pause]

Sebastian: “And you can’t really argue with that at all.”