Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
After watching Sebastian stuff most of a donut into his mouth…
Me: “You might be the biggest pig on the planet.”
After a the couple of moments it took to swallow the donut….
Sebastian: “No, the biggest pig on the planet would be an actual pig.”
Sebastian: “And you can’t really argue with that at all.”