Sundays Are For Sebastian Revisited (#76)

I am once again on the road this week. Today I am dropping my boys off with my mother in Detroit as I hop on a plane to Oregon, where I will be for the week. As I usually do while I am on the road, I re-blog a Sundays for Sebastian. Today’s comes from a couple of years ago, when Sebastian was five….

Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Sebastian came into the bathroom and jumped on the scale.

“I am 55 pounds!”

My wife: “Really? Wow, you are getting really big!”

Seba: “I am going to weigh myself again.”

This time he got on the scale and immediately raised both of his arms as high as he could over his head.

My Wife: “What are you doing?”

Seba: “Cheating.”

My wife: “How are you cheating?”

Sebastian: “I am making myself bigger.”




About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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10 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian Revisited (#76)

  1. sallybr says:

    Sebastian, you should enjoy this phase… I only step on the scale crunching down and low as I can do it… you know, making myself smaller because I heard that small is beautiful… you’d think? 😉

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  2. ChgoJohn says:

    Love it! That son f yours will keep you both in stitches for the rest of your days.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Well, that seems like it might work.

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  4. Manu Stanley says:

    Of course! Raising your hands sufficiently high impacts the weight. hehehe So sweet 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  5. If I scrunch myself up really small will that work in the opposite direction!?

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