Sundays Are For Sebastian-#155

Sebastian is my eight-year old (his birthday was Friday) and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

I asked the boys to help me unload the dishwasher. Normally, Sebastian handles the silverware, but this time, I handed him several dishes to put away.

After struggling to reach the cupboard that contained the plates, he uttered: “I can’t reach!”

Me: “Try harder, you’re a smart kid, figure it out!”

After reaching in vain for another few seconds: “I can’t reach, I just can’t!”

Me, frustrated that he still was not getting the message that I wanted him to use his head to figure out how to get the job done: “I don’t want to hear the word ‘can’t’ again, figure it out!”

Another few seconds later….

Seba: “I…can not reach, I just can not.

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About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Philadelphia with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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15 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian-#155

  1. Scott Rynearson says:

    From another avid cyclist: Did you see this about cycling among Silicon Valley CEOs? I always felt it was smart to give up golf and concentrate on cycling.
    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/26/business/dealbook/cycling-matches-the-pace-and-pitches-of-tech.html?contentCollection=weekendreads&_r=1

    Like

  2. Myas says:

    Ha-Ha!!!! Applied Linguistics…. yes!! :-))

    Liked by 1 person

  3. barnraised says:

    Happy birthday!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. dwdirwin says:

    Hmm, has he discovered the word “semantics” yet?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Sean Munger says:

    Hahaha, I love Sebastian!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. ChgoJohn says:

    From such humble beginnings, lawyers are born.
    Happy birthday, Sebastian!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

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