Sundays Are For Sebastian Revisited (#119)

On this 15th Anniversary of the 9/11 terrorists attacks, I offer a bit of humor to get you through the day:

Today is my last real day in Italy (at least for the time being). Tomorrow I have an insanely early flight (6:30 a.m.) before which I need to check out of the hotel and return the rental car. So today (Sunday) I am going to be doing what I should be doing: going to a winery for a tasting and then having a really big lunch and perhaps an even bigger dinner. Thus, on this last day of the trip, I have a classic SafS for you from last year at this time….

Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Sebastian in the tub: “What are these ball thingies?”

My wife: “They’re called testicles.”

Seba: “What are testicles?”

My wife: “Those ball thingies.”

Seba: “What are they for?”

My wife: “It’s a little complicated. Daddy will tell you some day.”

Pause.

Seba: “Did you know they can move?”

Sebastian getting his first ever haircut by someone other than me.

 

 

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About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Philadelphia with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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8 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian Revisited (#119)

  1. That is a cute story! Have a wonderful final day in Italy.

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  2. LOL. I know you won’t enjoy the flight back, but safe travels!

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  3. barnraised says:

    Enjoy your last day, sounds like you will!

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  4. ChgoJohn says:

    That little chat with Daddy is one I’d pay to see. 🙂

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