Sundays Are For Sebastian #158

Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

Given recent events, it seems clear that one can publish just about anything. So, despite my initial feeling that this might be a bit too graphic….

Overheard in the hotel:

Nathan: “Get out of the way, I need to go to the bathroom.”

Sebastian: “Do you have to go #1 or #2?”

Nathan: “Ewww. That is none of your business.”

Sebastian: “I am going to stay outside the door and listen. I’m going to guess. Let me know if I am right.”




About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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8 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian #158

  1. That is hilarious. Thanks.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Fiona says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “mind your own business”!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. dwdirwin says:

    😆. With 4 kids sharing one bathroom and 3 of them boys, we hear variations on that theme quite often.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. ChgoJohn says:

    We applaud the curiosity of a child’s mind but I think this may be just a bit too much curiosity,

    Liked by 1 person

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