Sundays Are For Sebastian #161

Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

When we told the boys that we were moving to Houston, we were worried that it would be met with some resistance. Quite the opposite. In fact, they only had two demands. The first was that they would have separate rooms and the second was that we get a dog.

My wife (expressing her reluctance on the second demand): “I guarantee that I will be taking care of the dog at least 75% of the time.”

Sebastian (gleefully): “… And I will be taking care of it the other half of the time!”


About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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10 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian #161

  1. sallybr says:

    and by that, Sebastian clearly refers to 12.5%, sharing the remaining time equally with his brother

    flawless mathematics!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. jimvanbergen says:

    He gets his math edge from his father, I see. 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  3. So are you getting a dog?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. writely2015 says:

    I have a Sebastian story from my own Sebastian…Cameron. “Cam, I will be back soon. You hang with dad ok? I have to take the puppy to the animal doctor for her shots.” After I returned Cam asks, “So what kind of animal is the doctor anyway?”

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  5. ChgoJohn says:

    Sounds like he’s been watching the Three Stooges.

    Liked by 1 person

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