Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian shows me about a third of his hamburger.
“Do you think I can shove this into my mouth?”
Me: “Probably, but I don’t want to see it.”
Seba: “Then turn your head.”
Sebastian as Harry Houdini for his school’s “Living Museum.”
the drunken cyclist 
LOL!
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Ha ha ha!
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Good thing I didn’t have any food in my mouth when he said it!
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Must be hard to know when to eat around those boys!
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You have no idea….
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Assuming no Heimlich maneuvers were needed? 😀
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Fortunately no!
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What a thoughtful young man, warning you before stuffing his face. There are so few children with manners these days. 😀
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It is rare 😉
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