Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

I was reading through my notes and I ran across a couple that were from a few years ago, when Sebastian was four years old….

Our four-year-old, Sebastian loves to sing while he is going to the bathroom. This morning he started with Bruno Mars’ ‘Lazy Song’.

“Today I don’t feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed…”

After a few more bars, he was silent for a moment.

He then switched songs:

“Swing Low, Sweet Chariot, comin’ for to carry me home…”

I resisted the urge to run upstairs to make sure everything was OK.