Sebastian is my seven-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

My wife was helping Sebastian with his science project. After a bit of time working with him, she became frustrated from the resistance Sebastian was exhibiting.

My wife: “You need to do more work here, you are not close do being done.”

Sebastian: “Why? That’s all the teacher said I needed to do!”

My wife: “You need to go beyond just the minimum that you need to do. You need to make it special.”

Seba: “Why?!?”

Starting to cry….

“I always do the minimum….”