As many of you might know, I am fairly liberal (which is akin to calling the pope fairly Catholic), but when it comes right down to it, I think I am more Libertarian than anything else, simply because I hate telling people what to do. For the most part, I am a live and let live kind of guy, but there are a few exceptions when I opt to share my wisdom with others in hopes of changing their behavior:
- Always wear a bike helmet when riding. Always.
- Try for a kiss on the first date. No exceptions.
- Don’t enter the lottery. Ever.
Wearing a bike helmet makes sense—they are not heavy or obtrusive, the professionals in the sport are required to wear them, and falling without one at a dead stop could kill you. Yes, I know that one could extrapolate that last point out to justify wearing a helmet during nearly every aspect of human life (walking to work, taking a shower, having sex on an airplane), but wearing a helmet while riding (unlike the other cases listed) is an accepted practice. So do it.
I have been out of the dating scene for quite some time, but watching various television programs (I was going to list a few of the programs here, but I decided against avoid any potential ridicule) has only hardened my resolve that one (either male or female) should move in for the kill at the first opportunity. As some of you know, I had a very-near-death-experience seven years ago and I am of the firm belief that the time to live is now. Go for it.
Last, the odds of correctly picking 6 numbers out of 49 is just shy of 1 in 14 million. Winning the Powerball? 1 in 292 million. So things that are more likely:
- Becoming an astronaut: 1 in 12 million
- Dying from a bee, hornet or wasp sting: 1 in 6.1 million
- Getting Struck by Lightning: 1 in 1 million
- Becoming President of the U.S.: 1 in 10 million
- Getting canonized: 1 in 20 million
In other words, your odds of practically anything else happening are better than winning the lottery. This is why, as a self-described statistician, I firmly believe that the lottery is a tax on people who can’t do math. And don’t try and give me the “but I always buy 100 tickets” argument. When you buy one Powerball ticket, you have a 0.00000034% chance of winning. Buy 100 tickets? 0.000034% chance of winning.
I know what you are thinking….
What does any of this have to do with wine?
Not much (although it could help with that killer move on your first date), but hang in there a bit longer.
Sweepstakes, in my opinion, are just a small step better than the Lottery, but it is impossible to list the odds since it always depends on the number of entrants. The good part about Sweepstakes is that they are usually free, but they usually require an email address, or worse, a phone number, and we all know what happens next.
And this is a big one.
There is a Sweepstakes you should definitely enter:
The Rodney Strong Vineyards Master Blender Sweepstakes
Why? Well, a few weeks ago, I joined a few other writers for a few days with the fine people of Rodney Strong to experience what the winners of the The Rodney Strong Vineyards Master Blender Sweepstakes would encounter.
Round-trip airfare, accommodations at a beautiful hotel in Healdsburg, tours of the winery and vineyards, dining at incredible local restaurants, a dinner at the winery created by Rodney Strong Chef Tara Wachtel.
Perhaps the best part of the entire couple of days is learning about and making your own Meritage blend with actual Rodney Strong wines.
In the end, there was a competition for the best blend (which I will talk about more in a future post), which I did not win. I did, however, make fast friends with the other “competitors.”
So while it goes against virtually every fiber of my didactic being, you really should enter this Sweepstakes. And put on your bike helmet when you enter, just to be safe.
I almost died from a bee sting. Otherwise, I’m in complete agreement.
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Yeah. Bee stings can be rough for some people—so I avoid them. (The bees, not the people)
Bike helmets are definitely important. Especially on vineyard bike tour days. If you win hopefully you can get a bike tour in. Maybe with a first date…
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Any day I can get a ride in is a good day!
Yeah, I’ve never played the lottery. Why would I voluntarily pay more taxes to the state? That’s what it is, essentially. No thanks. Have fun with the wine.
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