Sebastian is my eight-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Here is a gem I found in my notes from when Sebastian was four years old:

One afternoon, while we were watching his older brother Nathan play baseball, I looked down at Sebastian, who was immersed in the proceedings on the field, no doubt wishing he could partake….

Me: “Sebastian, are you hungry?”

Seba: “Daaaad….”

Pause

Seba: “Let’s just say the answer to that is always ‘YES!’”