Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

The other day at the dinner table, in our never-ending battle trying to teach our kids at least a modicum of manners….

My wife: “Sebastian, would you like more meatloaf?”

Seba: “Uh huh.”

My wife: “‘Uh huh’ what?”

Seba: “Uh huh…um… I want more meatloaf?”