Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

During car rides or at the dinner table, I often ask the boys random trivia questions. On one such occasion….

Me: “Who’s on the dime?”

Sebastian: “Some tiny dude.”

Me (sarcastically): “Yeah, the size of the coin is determined by the height of the President.”

Sebastian: “Really?”