Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

One night we let the dog out and somehow she cornered a toad. Alarmed, Sebastian ran inside to alert us to the situation. After we corralled the dog, Sebastian reflected on the episode.

Seba: “In second grade we dissected a frog.”

Me: “Really? That’s pretty impressive!”

Seba: “Maybe it was a fish.”