Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
A couple of weeks ago, I asked my wife what she might like for her Mother’s Day Dinner….
My wife: “Champagne. Expensive.”
Me: “Although I am 100% with the sentiment, that’s not really ‘dinner’.”
My wife: “I dunno what goes with champagne?”
Sebastian, chiming in: “Pizza!”
My wife: “I’m not having pizza for my Mother’s Day dinner!”
Me: “Actually he’s right, champagne pairs well with pizza.”
Sebastian raises his fisted hands and then quickly opens them, as if they were exploding fireworks: “Boom.”
Then he promptly left the room.