Sundays Are For Sebastian #247

Sebastian is my ten-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

A couple of weeks ago, I asked my wife what she might like for her Mother’s Day Dinner….

My wife: “Champagne. Expensive.”

Me: “Although I am 100% with the sentiment, that’s not really ‘dinner’.”

My wife: “I dunno what goes with champagne?”

Sebastian, chiming in: “Pizza!”

My wife: “I’m not having pizza for my Mother’s Day dinner!”

Me: “Actually he’s right, champagne pairs well with pizza.”

Sebastian raises his fisted hands and then quickly opens them, as if they were exploding fireworks: “Boom.”

Then he promptly left the room.

About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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