Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Given that today is the anniversary of the day that my wife said “yes” I thought this might be appropriate for today’s Sundays Are For Sebastian…

The boys were asking us about how we met. I explained that we met at a baseball game in San Francisco, but that their mother was mad at me because I kind of ignored her.

My wife: “Ignored? What’s worse than ignored?”

Sebastian: “He slapped you in the face?”