Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Nathan was in the kitchen warming up some food in the microwave. While he was waiting, he started doing some dips (an exercise to isolate the triceps) on the kitchen counter.

Nathan: “Look at these massive triceps!”

Sebastian: “Have you been doing them long? ‘Cause it looks like you have been spending most of your time doing ugly exercises.”