While this space is usually used to recount the utterances of our younger son, Sebastian, today the quip is from our older boy. Nathan now 17, is 6’4″, a junior in high school, and finds his parents to be extremely un-cool.

A few weeks ago, before all this madness started, we were at Five Guys for lunch, waiting for our food discussing the greatest quarterbacks of all time.

Sebastian: “It has to be Patrick Mahomes, he is unstoppable.”

Nathan: “No way. Tom Brady, Mahomes has only won one Super Bowl, Brady has won like twelve.”

Me: “Google.”

After a couple of taps on his phone, he found a list and started to read it.

Nathan: “Fran Tark-in-tin? Roger Stow-batch? Johnny Oooh-KNEE-tass? Who are these clowns?”

Me: “You should probably stop.”