Sundays Are For Sebastian #274

Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Me: “Nathan, you need to sit up straight! Don’t slouch over your food like that!”

This caused Sebastian to break out laughing as he takes particular delight in any criticism of his brother.

Me: “I would suggest you be quiet, you’re not any better.”

To this, he extended his arm, palm facing toward me, directing me to stop.

Sebastian: “All I heard was ‘you’re’ and ‘better’.”



About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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