Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Nathan and Sebastian came running downstairs to show me a meme that they thought was completely off-the-charts hilarious meme they saw on YouTube:

Shortly after, he showed me his English homework, which included this definition:

“Friendship: Jonas and Asher were best friends because they spent a lot of time together and they were very friendly, which made them best friends.”