Sebastian is my twelve-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Nathan: “‘To be or not to be…’ What Shakespeare play is that from?”

Sebastian: “Easy. Hamilton.”

Nathan: “Ha! Wrong! I knew you would say that!”

Seba: “Well, at least Hamilton is a play!” (He gives me a quick side-eye as if to say “Right?”)