Sebastian our my twelve-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

It was taco Tuesday and for some reason the boys started talking about Arby’s.

Sebastian: “What is the slogan for Arby’s?”

Nathan: “We have the meats!”

Seba: “I have literally never been to Arby’s.”

Me: “Yes you have. Several times.”

Seba: “Nope. Never.”

Me: “They have the curly fries.”

Seba: “Oh. Ok. I’ve been. Once.”

Me: “You’ve been at least 4-5 times.”

Seba: “Nope only once. End of story.”