Sebastian our my twelve-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
It was taco Tuesday and for some reason the boys started talking about Arby’s.
Sebastian: “What is the slogan for Arby’s?”
Nathan: “We have the meats!”
Seba: “I have literally never been to Arby’s.”
Me: “Yes you have. Several times.”
Seba: “Nope. Never.”
Me: “They have the curly fries.”
Seba: “Oh. Ok. I’ve been. Once.”
Me: “You’ve been at least 4-5 times.”
Seba: “Nope only once. End of story.”