Sebastian our my twelve-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian was getting his gear ready for basketball practice…

My wife: “Your water bottle was disgusting so I cleaned it.”

Sebastian: “I asked Daddy about the black stuff and he said it probably wouldn’t kill me, so I didn’t worry about it.”