Sebastian our my twelve-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian was getting his gear ready for basketball practice…
My wife: “Your water bottle was disgusting so I cleaned it.”
Sebastian: “I asked Daddy about the black stuff and he said it probably wouldn’t kill me, so I didn’t worry about it.”
About the drunken cyclist
I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.