Sebastian is our twelve-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Seba was doing a history project on the early life of Leonardo da Vinci. My wife tried to help.

My wife: “Where was he born?”

Seba: “In Tuscany, near Vinci, in 1452.”

My wife: “Did you find a picture of the town?”

Seba: “Not from 1452.”