Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. Nathan is now eighteen and in his first year of college in Ohio.

Nathan was discussing with Sebastian about possibly selling some of their video games, ones that have gone unused for years. Not being anywhere close to a “gamer” I asked a few questions for clarification.

Nathan was painstakingly describing to his brother which of two items they were to sell. When I was asked why he was going into such detail, he responded:

“Because they are identical and different.”