Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

A couple of weeks ago, Nathan was home for Spring Break and it seemed like he had never left….

Nathan: “Ok Sebs quiz time. What is biology the study of?”

Sebastian: “Earth.”

Nathan: “No.”

Seba: “Land.”

Nathan: “No, you just said essentially the same thing.”

Seba: “Water.”

Nathan: “Seriously? No.”

Seba: “Something else.”

Nathan: “Really? You’re an idiot.”