Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian is now 13 and has had a few run-ins with acne. The other day, I noticed something on his face….

Me (a bit startled): “What is that on your chin? Blood from popping a zit?”

Sebastian: “No. That’s probably chocolate.” And he walked away.