Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Recently, Sebastian has taken an interest in baking…

My wife: “Check on the pie and see if it’s brown.”

Sebastian (while peering into the oven): “I dunno. I can’t tell.”

My wife: “Well, what color is it?”

Seba: “White.”