Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Nathan, Sebastian’s older brother, is home for the summer and as a result, there have been a lot more interactions regarding random trivia. On one such occasion….

Me: “Who wrote The Color Purple.”

Nathan: “Is that a book?”

Me: “No, it’s a painting that’s why I asked who wrote it.”

Seba: “Da Vinci!”