Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian’s older brother, Nathan, was home from college last week and we were playing poker.

Nathan (after losing several hands): “I really felt like I was going to be lucky this time.”

Sebastian: “When’s the last time you got lucky?”

Me (trying not to burst out laughing at the double-entendre): “Interesting question, care to answer?”