Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Sebastian’s older brother, Nathan, is home from college and as he usually does, he grills his younger brother with endless trivia questions. On one such occasion….

Nathan: “What’s astronomy?”

Sebastian: “Do you mean pastrami, like the meat?”

Nathan: “You’re an idiot.”

Seba: “Wait. Isn’t astrology the same thing?”