Sundays Are For Sebastian #356

Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

Me: “Who was the first person to step foot on the moon?”

Seba: “Ummmm, Neil Armstrong!”

Me: “Strong work.”

Seba: “I see what you did there.”

Me: “Who was the first person to fly across the Atlantic solo?”

Seba: “Columbus.”

Me: “You can’t be serious. The first person to fly across the Atlantic.”

Seba: “Oh, the brothers.”

Me: “Oh my god.”

Seba: “What? Amelia Earhart?”

Me: “Ugh. Charles Lindburgh.”

Seba: “How was I supposed to know that?”

Me: “Read a book.”


About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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1 Response to Sundays Are For Sebastian #356

  1. Kelly MacKay says:

    A coincidence I GOOGLED Charles Lindbergh yesterday.


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