Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

I was helping Sebastian with his math homework…

Me: “Are you sure that is right?”

Seba: “Bruh.”

Me: “Is that a yes?”

Seba: “Bruh.”

Me: “Again…”

My wife: “Give a yes or a no!”

Seba: “Yeah.”

Me: “Technically, that’s not a …”

My wife (cutting me off): “How do you know you are right?”

Seba: “The calculator told me.”

Me: “Nothing possibly wrong with that logic.”