Sundays Are For Sebastian #358

Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

I was helping Sebastian with his math homework…

Me: “Are you sure that is right?”

Seba: “Bruh.”

Me: “Is that a yes?”

Seba: “Bruh.”

Me: “Again…”

My wife: “Give a yes or a no!”

Seba: “Yeah.”

Me: “Technically, that’s not a …”

My wife (cutting me off): “How do you know you are right?”

Seba: “The calculator told me.”

Me: “Nothing possibly wrong with that logic.”


About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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