Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people. 

We were watching a football game. The game winning field goal bounced off the upright and went through the uprights, ending the game. The announcer was amazed, claiming that the upright is about as wide as a dollar bill….

Me: “I didn’t realize…”

Sebastian: “There is no way!” (as he holds his forefinger and thumb up, almost together, signifying the thickness of a dollar bill).