Sebastian is my eleven-year-old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Nathan: “What does ESPN stand for?”
Sebastian (Without the slightest hesitation): “Enternet Sports Pradio Network.”
Nathan: “What? You know that ‘Internet’ is spelled with an ‘I’, right? And what in the heck is ‘Pradio’?”
Sebastian: “It’s just ‘radio’ with a ‘p’.”
And he walked away.