Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
On a random Sunday afternoon…
My wife: “Have you seen the movie Draft Day?”
Sebastian: “Huh?”
My wife: “The movie, Draft Day. It has Kevin Costner in it…”
Seba: “Um. Who’s that?”
My wife: “Kevin Costner? One of the most famous actors in the world?”
Seba: “Is he old?”
My wife: “Never mind.”
the drunken cyclist 