Sebastian is our sixteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
As some of you know, I am the J.V. basketball coach at Sebastian’s school where he is a starter on the Varsity. This week, we had the coaching staff over for dinner….
Me: “Did you know that Coach Josh has a daughter? He is just a few weeks older than Nathan. Imagine if Nathan were a father…”
Sebastian: “That would make me an uncle. I would be an awesome uncle.”
Me: “That is a scary thought. What’s scarier is that would make me a grandfather!”
Seba: “That tracks. You are certainly old enough…”
the drunken cyclist 