Sebastian is our fourteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
We were packed into my tiny car, headed to Fort Worth for yet another basketball tournament and Nathan Googled some general trivia questions.
Nathan: “What is the hottest planet in the solar system?”
Sebastian: “The sun.”
Nathan: “I said planet.”
Seba: “You did? Well then, Jupiter!”
Nathan: “Jupiter?? Are you serious? It is even further away from the sun than Earth. A lot further.”
Seba: “So? It has that big red spot thing.”
Nathan: “That is a storm, it has nothing to do with heat.”
Seba: “How do you know, huh? Ever been there? Thought so. I win.”
the drunken cyclist 