Sebastian is our thirteen-year-old son and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Recently, Sebastian has taken an interest in baking…
My wife: “Check on the pie and see if it’s brown.”
Sebastian (while peering into the oven): “I dunno. I can’t tell.”
My wife: “Well, what color is it?”
Seba: “White.”
the drunken cyclist 