A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays are for Sebastian. Sebastian is my four year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Here is last week’s encounter (which is a prelude to this week’s):
I took Sebastian to his classmate’s birthday party. Just after he finished his cake, Sebastian comes up to me and starts massaging my chest.
[Pause]
Seba: “What’s this?”
Me: “My chest.”
Seba: [Still massaging] “No really, what is this.”
Me: “It is my chest.”
[Pause]
Seba: “You sure it does not start with a ‘B’?”
The rest of yesterday’s conversation with my four year-old at his classmates’s birthday party :
Me: “What word that starts with a ‘B’?”
Sebastian: “You know, it’s what girls have. I will get in trouble if I say it.”
Me: “You mean [lowering my voice] ‘boob’?”
Seba shyly nodded while looking away. As I was considering an age appropriate response, Sebastian quickly spun around, pointed at me, and screamed “Awwww, you said the ‘B’ word!!”
Every adult head turned….
the drunken cyclist 
Just returning to blogging from many a business trip and this was absolutely hysterical! Kid’s can day the darnest things can’t they!
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Thanks! The kid keeps us on our toes, for sure!
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Well played, Sebastian! Salud! :o)
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Completely suckered me in…
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😉
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🙂
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Reblogged this on the drunken cyclist and commented:
Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that Sebastian is about to turn seven (the end of August). I am not sure it is part of the “maturation process” or more of a “socialization process” but the rate at which he makes hysterical comments has certainly slowed. The good news? I do have a few new ones stored away, but I thought this would be a good time to revisit some of my favorite Sundays are for Sebastian. This one was published two years ago, when Sebastian was four….
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Probably a bit of both 😉 Wonderful, though, that you have this record – for yourself, us, and best of all, for Sebastian!
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Not sure he will enjoy them in the teenage years, but we shall see!
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