A couple of months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my four year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Tammy: “What’s the matter?”
Seba: “I wanted to get something, too.”
Tammy: “Well if you practice hard and try your best….”
Me: [I cut her off] “All members of the team get a free hotdog.”
Seba: “They do?!? Why didn’t you say so?” [Takes off running.]