Several months ago, I started a new weekly theme: Sundays Are For Sebastian. Sebastian is my five year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
The other night my wife made some (slightly overcooked) pork tenderloin for dinner. She asked Sebastian if he liked the meal.
Sebastian: “It’s OK.”
My wife: “If I had not cooked the pork too much, it would be pretty good, right?”
Sebastian: “But you did cook it too much.”