Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Me: “Sebastian, what is the date today?”
Sebastian: “May thirty-oneth.”
Me: “What is the date tomorrow?”
Seba: “June Oneth.”
Nathan: “And the day after that?”
Seba: “June Tooth.”
Seba: “What’s so funny?”