Sundays Are For Sebastian—#63

Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.

 

We were in the car the other day when Sebastian said:

“Daddy, when are we going to get home? I need to do my diarrhea.”

Me: “WHAT? Are you sure?”

Panic mode set in. I started thinking of the nearest place I could pull over and get him to a bathroom–we were still a good 15 minutes from home.

Sebastian: “Yeah, it’s due on Monday and I have not done ANYTHING yet.”

[Pause]

Me: “You mean your diorama?”

Sebastian: “Yes! That’s what I said!”20140622-043302.jpg

 

 

 

About the drunken cyclist

I have been an occasional cycling tour guide in Europe for the past 20 years, visiting most of the wine regions of France. Through this "job" I developed a love for wine and the stories that often accompany the pulling of a cork. I live in Houston with my lovely wife and two wonderful sons.
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12 Responses to Sundays Are For Sebastian—#63

  1. I think this is my favorite Sebastian Sunday so far.

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  2. Another classic Sebastian moment.

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  3. asueba says:

    Oh dear. I can just imagine your panic moment.

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    • You have no idea–we were in the middle of Fairmount Park (the largest city park in the country) with no bathroom for miles–I was already trying to figure out where I could take the car to get it cleaned!

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  4. Expat Eye says:

    Ha ha! I love that kid 🙂

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  5. sallybr says:

    Oh, my God, he is simply too cute! I think I would have set the brakes on the car right then, and ran away hysterically… can you tell I never had kids? yeah, that’s the issue here…

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  6. Theresa says:

    So is he still doing cheetahs making cubs or has he moved on?

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