Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
We were in the car the other day when Sebastian said:
“Daddy, when are we going to get home? I need to do my diarrhea.”
Me: “WHAT? Are you sure?”
Panic mode set in. I started thinking of the nearest place I could pull over and get him to a bathroom–we were still a good 15 minutes from home.
Sebastian: “Yeah, it’s due on Monday and I have not done ANYTHING yet.”
[Pause]
Me: “You mean your diorama?”
Sebastian: “Yes! That’s what I said!”
the drunken cyclist 
I think this is my favorite Sebastian Sunday so far.
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After the panic went away, I could not stop laughing.
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Another classic Sebastian moment.
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The kid is racking them up!
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Oh dear. I can just imagine your panic moment.
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You have no idea–we were in the middle of Fairmount Park (the largest city park in the country) with no bathroom for miles–I was already trying to figure out where I could take the car to get it cleaned!
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Ha ha! I love that kid 🙂
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We are rather fond of him as well….
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Oh, my God, he is simply too cute! I think I would have set the brakes on the car right then, and ran away hysterically… can you tell I never had kids? yeah, that’s the issue here…
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Ha!
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So is he still doing cheetahs making cubs or has he moved on?
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He did the cheetah diorama–I will try and remember to take a picture of it!
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