Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian has been in a French immersion school for three years now (he just finished Kindergarten). The other day he said to his mother (who has picked up quite a bit of the language as the result of having our two boys go there):
“Mommy, I am going to teach you French!”
Tammy: “That’s great! Why?”
Seba: “‘Cause your French stinks.”