Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian was extremely tired the other night, but would not/could not go to bed. We tried everything: read him a book, sang him a song, pleaded with him, got angry with him. Finally, my exasperated wife blurted out: “If you do not get to bed and go to sleep, I’m going to…eat the donut I bought you for breakfast!”
There was not another sound.
Other than me running out to get some donuts.
My son meets one of his heros–a donut.
the drunken cyclist 
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach and it starts earlier than we think! 😉
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With this one, it was clear just after birth–he sucked down a bottle within seconds of being born!
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Funny stuff…. 😉
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Good one. Best keep a donut or two in the freezer for emergency purposes, 🙂
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Excellent idea!
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LOL! I didn’t expect that ending. 🙂
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Neither did I….
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Time to make the donuts! 😉
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💡
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That would work for this guy, too.
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Me too!
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Funny!! 🙂
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😛
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Whatever it takes. 🙂
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Exactly!
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Top 5 disturbing mascots.
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Do I want to know the other four?
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Hope you found a shop that was open otherwise you had to get up very early!
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Sadly, in Philly you can always find an open donut shop….
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