Sebastian is my five-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
This edition comes from almost two years ago when Sebastian was still taking naps:
On Sunday, I found Sebastian in the kitchen eating his snack after waking up from his nap.
As is my wont, I asked him if he had a good sleep.
He simply said “Snack”
and raised his left arm, palm facing me, giving me the ‘hand’.