Sebastian is my six-year old and he says some of the funniest things–we have no idea where he gets his material since his mother and I are rather boring, serious people.
Sebastian came into the bathroom and jumped on the scale.
“I am 55 pounds!”
My wife: “Really? Wow, you are getting really big!”
Seba: “I am going to weigh myself again.”
This time he got on the scale and immediately raised both of his arms as high as he could over his head.
My Wife: “What are you doing?”
My wife: “How are you cheating?”
Sebastian: “I am making myself bigger.”